Não é meu caso, pois há muito não começo a namorar ninguém … Mas hoje me veio a cabeça um clássico Seinfeld Quote, de um dos episódios mais clássicos.

Episode: The Virgin
Setting: Jerry and George at Monk’s

Jerry: So, are you gonna go out with her?
George: I might.
Jerry: What about Susan?
George: What? I’m not married. I’m not allowed to go out with somebody else?
Jerry: Depends.
George: Depends on what?
Jerry: On many factors.
George: Like what?
Jerry: Well, how long you’ve been seeing her. What’s your phone call frequency? Are you on a daily?
George: No. Semi-daily. Four or five times a week.
Jerry: What about Saturday nights? Do you have to ask her out, or is a date implied?
George: Implied.
Jerry: She got anything in your medicine cabinet?
George: There might be some moisturizer.
Jerry: Ah hah. Let me ask you this. Is there any tampax in your house?
George: (Pause) Yeah.
Jerry: Well, I’ll tell you what you’ve got here.
George: What?
Jerry: You got yourself a girlfriend.
George: Ah, no, no. Are you sure? A girlfriend?
Jerry: I’m looking at a guy in a semi-daily with tampax in his house and an implied date on Saturday night. I would like to help you out, but…
George: Would you believe my luck? The first time in my life I have a good answer to the question, “What do you do?” and I have a girlfriend. I mean, you don’t need a girlfriend when you can answer that question. That’s what you say in order to get girlfriends. Once you can get a girlfriend, you don’t want a girlfriend, you just want more girlfriends.
Jerry: You’re going to make a good father someday.
George: Well it’s not fair, Jerry. It’s just not fair. All right, all right. That’s it. I’m getting out of this thing.