Ontem fomos ver O Diabo Veste Prada, com atuação espetacular da Merryl Streep. Há muito não via um filme com ela e voltar a vê-la atuando me lembrou de mais um Seinfeld Quote. O assunto é picante!

Epdisode: The Mango
Setting: Jerry’s apartment

(Kramer is lighting his cigar on the stove)
KRAMER: (lighting his cigar on the stove) She was probably joking.
JERRY: No no, it was no joke.
KRAMER: She didn’t have any?
JERRY: No. None.
KRAMER: She faked ‘em all.
JERRY: Faked ‘em all.
KRAMER: Well so she faked ‘em, so what?
JERRY: The woman had an orgasm under false pretences. That’s sexual perjury.
KRAMER: You know I heard her screaming from my apartment? She woke me up a few times.
JERRY: How did she do it? She’s like Meryl Streep this woman. And I had to work the equipment. I’m not unskilled, I’m in the union. If she’d at least told me, maybe I could have done something about it.
Setting: (another) restaurant

JERRY: Satisfied?
ELAINE: (moaning after finishing dinner) Hey, you know what? You wanna go see that new Meryl Streep movie?
JERRY: Meryl Streep?
ELAINE: You don’t like her?
JERRY: Ah, she’s okay.
ELAINE: I love her Jerry, she’s so authentic. I really believe everything is actually happening to her. There’s no acting there.
JERRY: Yeah. You don’t want coffee or anything do you?
ELAINE: I really admire actors, you know. It’s just such an incredible skill.
JERRY: Yeah, yeah, can we get off of this?
ELAINE: What’s the matter?
JERRY: Nothing.
ELAINE: You’re not still thinking about that are you?
JERRY: Nooo.
ELAINE: Oh good.
JERRY: Give me another shot!
ELAINE: What?
JERRY: Another shot, I want another shot.
ELAINE: You mean…?
JERRY: Yes!
ELAINE: Oooh no, I don’t think so.
JERRY: Come on! One shot, I can do it, I know I can do it!
ELAINE: Jerry, we’re friends! We can’t do that, it would ruin our friendship.
JERRY: Oh friendship… friendship, shmanship .
ELAINE: Jerry no, that’s important to me.
JERRY: We won’t ruin the friendship.
ELAINE: Yes we will!
JERRY: Elaine…
ELAINE: No Jerry, it is out of the question. You know what sex does to a friendship, it kills it.
JERRY: A half hour, give me a half our.
ELAINE: No!
JERRY: Okay, fifteen minutes. I guarantee you fifteen minutes, I can make it happen!
ELAINE: No!
JERRY: You’re worried I’ll be able to do it aren’t you?
ELAINE: What, no, it doesn’t matter. Jerry, I don’t care.
JERRY: That’s it, that’s it. You like having this over me, you don’t want me to do it.
ELAINE: That is so ridiculous.
JERRY: Come on, Elaine!
ELAINE: No.
JERRY: Elaine?!
ELAINE: No!
Setting: Jerry’s car

JERRY: Well good night.
ELAINE: I still don’t understand why we had to walk out on that movie.
JERRY: Oh that Meryl Streep, she’s such a phony baloney.
ELAINE: Goodnight. Thanks for a really fabulous evening (sarcastic).
JERRY: Oh what, you’re upset?
ELAINE: Yes I’m upset, can’t you tell?
JERRY: No I can’t, maybe you’re faking.
ELAINE: I’m really, really sorry I told you that.
JERRY: I’m sorry too.
ELAINE: Well stop being such a baby.
JERRY: You’re a baby!
ELAINE: You’re a baby!